Well, he wasn’t wrong… Kind of.

Well, he wasn’t wrong… Kind of.

I recently got a new SIM card so that I could go back to using my iPhone instead of the prepaid phone I have been hating with a passion using. Since I’m totally against wasting anything, especially food or electronics, I gave the prepaid phone to my brother because he didn’t have one. He finally set it up and received a shit ton of late text messages that were meant for me, so I guess y’all might know where this is going…

Most of them were just confirmation texts, but one that stood out was a text from a number containing nothing more than a silent video of gel pens. This led to an interesting conversation:

Brother: What the crap? Who texted me? *checks texts* It says it was sent on the 18th. So who texted you, your girlfriend?

Me: Wait, what? What’s the message? *still not exactly out and still unsure if he saw my coming out post, but I knew it wasn’t one of those types of messages (AND BY THAT I MEAN IT WASN’T A ROMANTIC MESSAGE, you perverts)*

Brother: *hands me the phone* It’s either your mother, one of your little Internet buddies, or your girlfriend. I bet it’s probably your girlfriend. I don’t know who it is, but I know it’s some type of woman in your life!

Me: … Shut up.

Brother: See? You’re not denying it. Hurry and text her your new number so I don’t get lovey messages from your girlfriend!

… And then I hit him with a pillow.

By the way, it was our mom who sent the video. I asked her to check what gel pens were in stock. So technically he was right when he said it was our mom/a woman in my life. But then he went on about it being a girlfriend and he lost the guessing game.

HE LITERALLY DOES THIS ALL THE TIME SO I KNOW HE’S SURE THAT I’M GAY, BUT I HAVEN’T 100% CONFIRMED IT YET BECAUSE BABY STEPS, SO I SERIOUSLY DON’T KNOW IF HE READ THE POST OR NOT.

6 thoughts on “Well, he wasn’t wrong… Kind of.

    1. Instead, for once, I just stopped denying it. :’) He definitely noticed, but he didn’t say much about it until he told the story to our mom. He kept saying that he figured it was from my girlfriend, and she didn’t really care. I would have definitely expected her to, as always, scold him for saying such things about me. Lmao, maybe coming out won’t be /as bad/ as I thought.

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